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LeBron and Ben vs Whomever
12 months ago  ::  Dec 04, 2008 - 5:31PM #1
Billy Mays
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I realize this thread may be a bit off topic and crazy but its just for fun.  I think that Big Ben and LeBron wanted to fight any 2 other NBA players they would absolutely dominate (you can't say Shaq thats just not fair).  Me personally im waiting for the playoffs someone one of these days is going to foul LBJ just a little two hard then Big Ben is going to come out and punish someone.  Honestly the beatdown will probably be so bad that FSN will have to cut the television feed because it would just be too violent.  Children across America would see the look on Ben's face and cower in fear.

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12 months ago  ::  Dec 04, 2008 - 5:40PM #2
Matthew
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Nah, a Ben Wallace fight would be like a Bo Jackson fight.


 


Chicago White Sox were playing some other team, and the other team's pitcher hit a White Sox player.  The Sox player charged the mound, and lots of people on Chicago's bench when running onto the field for a brawl.  While the fight was going full force, Bo Jackson stood up in the dugout, climbed up the steps, and put one foot onto the field.


 


Both teams promptly stopped fighting and went back to playing baseball. 


 


That is a Bo Jackson fight.  Nobody's dumb enough to fight Bo Jackson.  And nobody's dumb enough to fight Ben Wallace. 

12 months ago  ::  Dec 04, 2008 - 5:48PM #3
pr26 (Kleiza and Bass > Frye)
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Dec 4, 2008 -- 5:40PM, Matthew wrote:


Nah, a Ben Wallace fight would be like a Bo Jackson fight.


 


Chicago White Sox were playing some other team, and the other team's pitcher hit a White Sox player.  The Sox player charged the mound, and lots of people on Chicago's bench when running onto the field for a brawl.  While the fight was going full force, Bo Jackson stood up in the dugout, climbed up the steps, and put one foot onto the field.


 


Both teams promptly stopped fighting and went back to playing baseball.


 


That is a Bo Jackson fight.  Nobody's dumb enough to fight Bo Jackson.  And nobody's dumb enough to fight Ben Wallace.




 


We better put ron artest in the DUMB category then....

12 months ago  ::  Dec 04, 2008 - 5:55PM #4
Tommy C (Its nice outside but im not fairweathered)
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Dec 4, 2008 -- 5:48PM, pr26 (Kleiza and Bass > Frye) wrote:


Dec 4, 2008 -- 5:40PM, Matthew wrote:


Nah, a Ben Wallace fight would be like a Bo Jackson fight.


 


Chicago White Sox were playing some other team, and the other team's pitcher hit a White Sox player. The Sox player charged the mound, and lots of people on Chicago's bench when running onto the field for a brawl. While the fight was going full force, Bo Jackson stood up in the dugout, climbed up the steps, and put one foot onto the field.


 


Both teams promptly stopped fighting and went back to playing baseball.


 


That is a Bo Jackson fight. Nobody's dumb enough to fight Bo Jackson. And nobody's dumb enough to fight Ben Wallace.




 


We better put ron artest in the DUMB category then....




I dont remember Artest actually fighting Ben

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12 months ago  ::  Dec 04, 2008 - 5:58PM #5
Matthew
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Uh-huh, when Artest and Wallace started going at it, which one ran into the stands and started beating up a random fan instead of actually having his actions follow his words?  Ron Artest is great at beating up girlfriends and fans who still have their drink (because they haven't thrown it).  Ben Wallace?  Not so much.

12 months ago  ::  Dec 04, 2008 - 6:10PM #6
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Lol, hold on I have to find an article from last year's playoffs.


 

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12 months ago  ::  Dec 04, 2008 - 6:14PM #7
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Dec 4, 2008 -- 5:48PM, pr26 (Kleiza and Bass > Frye) wrote:


Dec 4, 2008 -- 5:40PM, Matthew wrote:


Nah, a Ben Wallace fight would be like a Bo Jackson fight.


 


Chicago White Sox were playing some other team, and the other team's pitcher hit a White Sox player. The Sox player charged the mound, and lots of people on Chicago's bench when running onto the field for a brawl. While the fight was going full force, Bo Jackson stood up in the dugout, climbed up the steps, and put one foot onto the field.


 


Both teams promptly stopped fighting and went back to playing baseball.


 


That is a Bo Jackson fight. Nobody's dumb enough to fight Bo Jackson. And nobody's dumb enough to fight Ben Wallace.




 


We better put ron artest in the DUMB category then....




they never even fault....

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12 months ago  ::  Dec 04, 2008 - 6:17PM #8
Tommy C (Its nice outside but im not fairweathered)
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Dec 4, 2008 -- 6:14PM, CURTYCURT (sober) wrote:


Dec 4, 2008 -- 5:48PM, pr26 (Kleiza and Bass > Frye) wrote:


Dec 4, 2008 -- 5:40PM, Matthew wrote:


Nah, a Ben Wallace fight would be like a Bo Jackson fight.


 


Chicago White Sox were playing some other team, and the other team's pitcher hit a White Sox player. The Sox player charged the mound, and lots of people on Chicago's bench when running onto the field for a brawl. While the fight was going full force, Bo Jackson stood up in the dugout, climbed up the steps, and put one foot onto the field.


 


Both teams promptly stopped fighting and went back to playing baseball.


 


That is a Bo Jackson fight. Nobody's dumb enough to fight Bo Jackson. And nobody's dumb enough to fight Ben Wallace.




 


We better put ron artest in the DUMB category then....




they never even fault....




All Wallace did was push someone which caused a riot. Artest threw at fans, not Big Ben. That would've been a completely different/better story if Ben actually threw down.

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12 months ago  ::  Dec 04, 2008 - 6:21PM #9
CURTYCURT (sober)
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Ben wanted to fight though, artest just layed on the check in table...lol  I remember when artest went to run in the stands Ben ran over there thinking he was about to fight him.

No Offense -

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12 months ago  ::  Dec 04, 2008 - 6:22PM #10
GibsonForThr33 (S4TS)
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Found it.


 


"QUOTE" The Cavaliers/Wizards series continues on Wednesday, and if you ask me it should be broadcast on Pay-Per-View as an Ultimate Fighting exhibition match. I'm pretty sure that if one of the Wizards doesn't start a brawl, some nutter from the stands will. In any case the paramedics had best be ready, because LeBron James and Ben Wallace would absolutely ruin the Wizards in a fist-fight. "QUOTE"


 

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