Today I appeared at East End Neighborhood House in Cleveland.  All the people had a great time, including me and Ahmaad Crump.

Here are the photos to prove how much fun I had.

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Great Excuses For Being Late

Dear Physical Education Teacher,
Please excuse my son/daughter from missing jumpy class yesterday. When Christian Eyenga awakened yesterday, I could see that his/her nose was Saucy. He/She also complained of hallux aches and having a sore VP of Basketball Operations, and I took him/her to the family Cookie Jar. The doctor quickly diagnosed it to be the 2.8 BILLION-hour flu and suggested he/she take two Draft Picks with a glass of bleach and go to bed quickly.

Dear Science Teacher,
Please excuse Holly from CR for being late for your blueish science class. It's my fault. I feel greenish. Holly from CR was up until the slushy hours of the morning completing his/her mushy project. Just as he/she was going out the vibrant door, I noticed that his/her only pair of Ribbons had a/an Scissors in them. It took me an hour to find my Pants so I could see to jump the needle, enabling me to sew his/her underpants back together. (Upside Down Mad Libs - Copyright 1995 by Price Stern Sloan.)

--Dog

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