(Ding ding ding) Round 2 is upon us. The waiting is over. It's business time! You know how I know it's business time? Because I changed my avatar. That's how you know it's business time. It may frighten Moondog, but I don't care. This cat looks angry and he's on the hunt for the dirty birds from down South. If I may digress for a moment, you can't like or root for a city that has 2 professional sports teams with a relatively similar mascot for both teams. Really, Altanta? You couldn't come up with another type of mascot for your football and basketball team?
"Hey, what should we call our football team?"
"How about the Falcons?"
(cheers)
"Well, then what do we call our basketball team?"
"Well, I really like the Falcons?"
"We can't use the same name, can we?"
"Hey Chip! Can we use the same name for our football and basketball team?"
(Chip faintly heard) "No."
"Well what about another bird that resembles a Falcon?"
(Chip faintly heard) "That's OK."
"How about the Hawks?"
(cheers)
That's like having two boys and naming them Johnny and Janni or Brandon and Bradon or Evan and Ivan. You just DON'T DO IT! So having said that, I am officially referring to the Atlanta Hawks as the Atlanta Hattons. "Why," you may be asking yourself. Well, inspired by this past weekend when the world's #1 pound for pound fighter, Manny Pacquiao, defeated...no...demolished Ricky Hatton in the second round, I thought it was only fitting to not only give a name that separated the Hawks from the Falcons but also had a twist of irony in it as Hatton couldn't get out of the second round versus Pacquiao and Atlanta will face the same demise against the Cavs in Round 2 of the NBA Playoffs.
One Goal.



Love the Flight of the Concords and Family Guy references. A blog isn't complete unless you have one of those. By adding both, you took it took it to the next level.
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